DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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