And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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