It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
please come you make the beer taste better
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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