SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.