I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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