The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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