I think im going to throw up on grandma
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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