just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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