talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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