everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize