No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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