You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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