Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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