Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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