Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Watching her eat just hurts me
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.