Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.