There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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