You really coming over, don't trick.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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