i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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