This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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