i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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