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either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed