I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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