I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing