Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(620): View more from Kansas

I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about

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(205): View more from Alabama

During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?

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(315): View more from New York

I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.

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(937): View more from Ohio

talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits

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(404): View more from Georgia

there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand

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(410): View more from Maryland

I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing

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