i permit you to call me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary