when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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