if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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