in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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