Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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