I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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