I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.