ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
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i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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