butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Randomize
