If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.