Wow word travels fast.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO