Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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