At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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