I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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