I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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