i may or may not be watching the land before time
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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