Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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