that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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