Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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