Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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