I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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