Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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