ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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