Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You can't motorboat a personality
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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