it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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