Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We had sex on a dog bed..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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