Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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