All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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