found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
my shit smells like andre
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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