So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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