super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
handjob tips. give me some.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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