Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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