she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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