I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i think i just lost a toe
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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