ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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