So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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