At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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