He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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