Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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